Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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