Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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