What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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