I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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