And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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