My brain says no but my pants say off.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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