peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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