so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
