it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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