Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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