I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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