so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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