Buhtt sex?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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