yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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