If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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