That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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