Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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