OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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