The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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