I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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