mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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