worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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