"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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