Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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