Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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