Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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