its not stalking. its research.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
