If i come over, it means nothing
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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