You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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