You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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