So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
...so i touched it.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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