Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
that may or may not have been my penis.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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