so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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