He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
