i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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