Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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