my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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