I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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