Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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