Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Randomize
