I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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