I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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