tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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