I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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