my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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