I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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