what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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