He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Oh Jesus.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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