It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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