Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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