you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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