I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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