we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm at about main and main street
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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