And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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