he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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