you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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