My Higher Power is John Stamos
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Randomize
