she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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