It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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