question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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