Need sex. Gaining weight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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